Thursday, November 8, 2012

shame shame VICTORIA'S SECRET!

I don't even know what to say about this but since I'm running out of music this horrendous/entertaining/sexy? Victoria's Secret's annual show in NYC today seemed like a good enough topic. I guess the snow didn't stop any of the models from putting on a deranged lingerie circus.

What is going on here?? What happened to the normal angel wings?? Who's idea was this?  This should be some sort of cirque de soleil sex show gone horribly wrong. I don't know if the angels are feeling any shame after this.. but I'm assuming there were a lot of calls to their agents after this display of ridiculousness.

Honestly, what are the theme of these costumes? There is the dart board angel. The stripper bar light sign angel, the pyro angel.. or maybe those hoops of fire are for some pussies to jump through after the show. Hmm. then we have some sort of.. I don't know.. what is the blue angel supposed to be? A  horribly decorated head board with blue feathers and ??? And finally the beautifully decorated angel with a heart over her head. God, These horrendous costumes must weigh a ton.. besides the fact that they make the angels look like someone you might want to avoid.. well, anywhere.

And poor Karlie Kloss' costume actually went places that might offend.. hahaha. Here's a quote courtesy of Michael K from dlisted:

"As a multi-racial panty company our foundation is built upon both diversity and consideration for other cultures. Our intention with our new Poke-a-hotass bra and panties set was never to offend, hurt or trivialize Native American people, their culture or their history. We consulted with Native American friends and Native American studies experts at the University of California, and they told us Disney got it all wrong. Chief Powhatan was really a skinny dirty blonde girl from Chicago who wore leopard panties and bought all of her jewelry at tourist shops in Santa Fe. We sincerely apologize on behalf of the dumb dumbs at Disney and all of the high school history teachers who obviously got the history of the Native American people wrong. They should really update their books or something.
Love, kisses and woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woos - VS"

Well, at least these bitches are getting paid millions of dollars. On second thought I'm not sure I feel so bad for them. I've worn some questionable outfits in my time (of course not on a runway). And although there were no giant swan feather hearts involved I definitely did not get paid. Plus the hot bodies make up for... SOME of this atrocity. hahahah. These girls need to go home and take a xanax to sleep it off. They will be back to their billion dollar checks and model boyfriends in no time.

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