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Wednesday, June 12, 2013

TALK THAT TALK



Okay.. SO:

contrary to popular belief I am NOT a heartless drama loving bitch although i feel like this post might disprove that.... nah fuck that. honestly, i'm trying to really really hard to change my ways and not be a drama queen looking for a fight. I mean, maybe that behaviour can be slowly weened out.. mostly I want to be a good friend..  --- but i've run into a fucking annoying problem with some needy skank ass ho that's making me want to scream.. loudly, like a psych patient scream.. like super loud like someone is going to die. 


So apparently, over the years I have collected some seriously attention hungry friends and recently their actions are forcing me to either a) cut them out b) have some sort of gay convo w. them abt how they are pissing the shit out of me and they need to back the hell off (I think this might be the most mature option.. sadly) or c) reach down to my inner heinous bitch and start a mother cat fight in retaliation.. or just for fun. I mean shiiit, I want to be a good friend but I have my own attempted-ly non lame life to live I really don't give a shit about this.. and  and just bc I hate confrontation why do I have to turn into a perceived ho? 

So I looked up some of the answers on dearcoquette.com and her main advice to ignore drama is to stay the fuck out of it.. regardless. Even if unnamed friend is being  totally irrational or a giant cunt. Okay, i know this is a total white girl problem but that sounds super hard.. but i'm actually going to try it. So I guess this is day 1. I totally don't want to be a cunt asshole but I honestly have no idea what to do short of having a heart to heart and i'm completely too proud for that shit right now.

FUCK.


Here are some dictionary words from Urban Dictionary.com


Attention Whore:


A pervasive pattern of excessive emotionality and attention seeking, beginning by early adulthood and present in a variety of contexts, as indicated by five (or more) of the following: 
1.is uncomfortable in situations in which he or she is not the center of attention 
2.interaction with others is often characterized by inappropriate sexually seductive or provocative behavior 
3.displays rapidly shifting and shallow expression of emotions 
4.consistently uses physical appearance to draw attention to self 
5.has a style of speech that is excessively impressionistic and lacking in detail 
6.shows self-dramatization, theatricality, and exaggerated expression of emotion 
7.is suggestible, i.e., easily influenced by others or circumstances 
8.considers relationships to be more intimate than they actually are. 


 Drama Queen: 



An annoying bitch who always feels like every insignificant problem in her day is a disaster of Hurricane Katrina proportions. Anyone who so much as gives her the time of day is in for an endless session of hearing why her boyfriend is such an asshole or how she's fat because she can't wear size 0 jeans along with an all day crying marathon. 



This bitch aint shanking shit for me.. maybe one day i'll have a friend who wll shank some one in the kidney for me when we go to jail together for.. welll. i guess thats tbd. 

and enjoy this quiz titled "AM I A BITCH???" hahahaha pure class. 
xoxo
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