Monday, February 11, 2013



I'm kinda over this blog. So this is goodbye for now.

don't be too sad. I know you're crying, I'm sad too but we'll be back together some day. Plus I left you w/ one of the best Electro Dance Music songs OF ALL TIME!!!!!

This blog was fun for me to write. i hope you had fun reading my ass backwards inner dialogue while listening to my music. :) xoxoxxo


  • all my friends who gave me love and support and told me I was actually kinda funny not just a rambling, over opinionated bitch who should give it a rest.
  • ms. Erica Young for telling me to even start writing this mess just to fucking get out of my comfort zone and do something new (even if I thought it was super lame)
  • "blogger" for helping me practice my writing skills. I alwyas wanted to be a writer. and now i got to be totally uncensored and mix it w/ music too!!! and feel like SOME ONE actually cared. 
  • all the beautiful models and socialites and style icons and rich brats and hot messes and pop culture icons and amazing artists and general culture history figures that inspire me everyday

    I WILL leave you with some words of wisdom though: 

    “It's like, you can't trust anybody, and if somebody you know doesn't fuck you over it's just because the price of selling you down the river 
    was never high enough.

    - Jay McInerney (The Story of my 

    "Hold your head high, and your middle finger higher. Let him know what he's missing."
    - Megan Fox

    "You have to put up with the risk of being misunderstood if you are going to try to communicate. You have to put up with people projecting their own ideas, attitudes, misunderstanding you. But it's worth being a public fool if that's all you can be in order to communicate yourself."

    - Edie Sedgwick

    "There is nothing new except what has been forgotten."
    - Marie Antoinette

    "Every woman should have four pets in her life. A mink in her closet, a jaguar in her garage, a tiger in her bed, and a jackass who pays for everything. "
    - Paris Hilton

    "The world's biggest power is the youth and beauty of a woman."


    and NEVER forget: "nothing tastes as good as skinny feels"

    p.s. everyone who read this post sucks ass at leaving comments. sorry. it's true.
    pps. yes, i'm THAT into KATE MOSS.

    Saturday, February 9, 2013

    PLS EXPLAIN: how did PEPSI afford the best ads ever?

    Okay, one of pop culture's greatest mysteries: how in hell did Pepsi afford the hottest ppl to be in it's ads for over a decade and still manage to suck ass compared to coke?

    View Exhibit A: Cindy Crawford's famous Pepsi commercial aired during the 1992 Superbowl

    she was 25 years old and god shes so fucking hot!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Adriana Lima may have booked 2 superbowl ads this year but obvi they didn't even touch the iconic Pepsi commercials. I'm glad I was alive when there were actual supermodels but it kinda sucks that I didn't appreciate it enough.

    And now welcome Exhibit B:  in 2003 Pepsi got Beyonce  in a commercial when "crazy in love" came out which was one of my fave, fave, fave songs. That was back when I liked her and JayZ as a couple.. Ugh little did I know that her rela w/ JayZ was going to become the new empire of fucking hiphop and dance and rap and everything basically and then pop out a fetus named BLUE IVY. ugh, i still cannot get over how much i despise that name. God, I wonder what Kim and Kanye are going to name thier little terror.

    Then in 2001 BritBrit started all those pepsi one commercials.. back in her glory days and could actually dance. I miss old Britney!!! (as you know)  I think she was prob even w/ Justin when this ad came out. maybe n'sync still existed too!! MEMORIESSS. Okay, so basically pepsi did some pretty good and obviously expensive marketing campaigns.

    OMG and then I forgot about the brilliant ad Pepsi had w/ Michael Jackson. These stars don't come cheap. My friend and I suck at money but were assuming these bitches are getting like at least 100K to be in these commercials (after all naomi did say she wouldn't get out of bed for less than 10K). They prob also got all the free pepsi they could drink for 5 lives worth. Ugh, maybe thats why they all are either dead or suck. (excluding Cindy)

    Jesus, how did Pepsi come up with this much money to spend on ad campaigns with all the best pop stars but fail to actually get anyone to drink that shit. Too bad Pepsi sucks ass compared to coke. I mean, it is doable occasionally when there is no other option but.. blech.

    Seriously, why did these ads not work fucking marketing wonders??

    Um okay what do you prefer? Pepsi or Coke? 


    Friday, February 1, 2013

    Eliz Falls In LOVE again: KASKADE

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    directions on how to fall in love:

    1. press play button below
    2. turn up speakers + bass
    3. listen
    4. don't suck

    So, I had a long ass drive today and fell in love with Kaskade for the 1 millionth time during the trip. I wish I got to go to the freaks of nature tour. tickets tickets tickets. BOOOO. I feel like a little kid when I listen to his music. Totally emo and excited like the first time a boy said "i love you".

    I remember the first time I heard Be still my soul. I could not keep my cool over a boy who lived in Seattle whom i loved to death but had recently broken my heart agaaaaaain for reasons unknown.. I never remember details bc i've perfected the art of blocking out unhappy love stories.. but I do remember that it involved his affections for this insanely hot blonde from USC who he wanted to date on the side.. and blonde girls are the ONLY ones who really get me worked up when I am asked/unwillingly have to share affections with them.  (hahah side note: sadly I went along w/ it but not sadly simultaneously began dating some best sex of my life...) ANYWAY, ugh, "be still" and "sweet love" like no joke were on repeat in my room for like months to keep me alive.. I'm sure my roommates wanted to kill me.

    sorry there is a lot of talk abt boys lately. but being a little boy crazy doesn't hurt anyone.

    What makes kaskade even more lovable is that he snowboards, is married w/ three little girls and doesn't do drugs or drink. one day i'll be lucky enough to be married to such a talented hottie.

    Recent NYTimes article abt him here: which actually includes an "interview" (er at least some shit said) by one of my old friends Ivy. Knowing her she was prob high off her ass and acting like a retard.. they mentioned she was wearing a tutu and her friend was dressed like minnie mouse or something.. (le sigh)

    SO IN CASE YOU'RE NOT BORED ABOUT HEARING abt him:  recently (like yesterday/today) put out a lyric vidie for ANGEL ON MY SHOULDER which features scenes from NYC and since I just left it made me feel happy to watch it.

     Plus i've quoted this song a million times since having an angel's intentions while acting impulsively like a little devil seems to a be a personality trait I can't shake.

    LASTLY, the boy I left in NYC has some kaskade lyrics I drunkenly wrote out for him taped to his fridge... so thinking about it makes me feel like i have a 7th grade crush again. Altho i'm not sure if the crush is on him, Kaskade or myself. hahaahahahaa

    Here's a vidie on how KASKADE started his career. etc.

    FIRE AND ICE is up for a nomination for best dance album of 2013.. not like it matters but i hope he wins bc i always want everyone i love to be happy. (bc i'm SOOOOOO nice)  hahaha

    and the story that goes w/ "be Still"

    Story of a seahorse carved in ice: 

    "The delight it brings to all who see it surpasses every one's expectations. It rests on the terrace over the sea, and in a sense this seahorse plays host to all the sunset cocktail parties and nighttime soirees that take place there."

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