May 2016 - THESE ARE THE DAYS OF OUR LIVES

Wednesday, May 18, 2016

AND JUST SO I DON'T LEAVE YOU DOWN AND OUT....

....AND WITH THAT HORRIBLE 80'S PLAYLIST THAT GOT LOST IN A WASHED UP BAR ROOM AT STATE COLLEGE:


"its so good its better than anything!!!!!!"

Pros and Cons to Office Life: Why Do We Do This To Ourselves?






You definitely need to be having a dance party and think of me while you do while you read this:


Lately I have been having an extremely hard time concentrating at work, caring about work, wanting to be at work, waking up in the morning to go to work,  getting dressed  in work attire, sitting in my cubicle, writing any work related emails, talking to colleagues, giving a shit about anything work related, really. I won’t bore you with where I work or what I do but I will tell you that every time I get home I basically want to shoot myself in the head. The feeling returns around 7am when my alarm goes off.
Seriously, do any of these people  in these office stock photos look happy in anyway? NO, SERIOUSLY. 
This is why I did a pro and con’s list about working in an office/ in my case a cubicle.
Cons:
  1.         It sucks your soul out slowly- sometimes quickly, sometimes slowly
  2.         There is no inspiration to be had while working in a grey cubicle that was probably designed in 1973. Or maybe early 90s with a throwback to the unmentionable mid-70s
  3.         the other people may (or may not be) but probably are super boring and will put you to sleep by saying hi to you if you haven’t had 7 shots of caffeine
  4.        the “fashion” styles that are seen on the inside of a Boston based office environment is not a sight for sore eyes.
  5. Paying for lunch drains your bank account and bringing you lunch is a fucking nightmare



Pros:
  1.      . unlimited access to the internet while you look like you are busy at work
  2.         learn new stuff (occasionally)
  3.        money?
  4.         Money?







Now I know how a workin girl feels. I mean, I’m not selling my body but I definitely feel like I’m selling my soul. I don’t know if anyone else feels like this but it is a fucking miserable state to be in. 




There’s no real take home here. I mean, maybe I should buy a puppy or help homeless people. That’s it I should help some one who is worse off than me. I mean, I know I’m spending my last money to get a 30 day yoga subscription today (which is bad.. but also not so bad) WWKD? WHAT the fuck WOULD KATE DO?

Tuesday, May 17, 2016

Kate Moss the beauty or the TANK?

KATE MOSS IS A BAD GIRL AND WE ALL KNOW IT: 

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Here is a fun article I found on the Mirror: a British trash mag about a book coming our by an author named Maureen Callahan: She picked a good topic. My favorite superstar!


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Kate Moss used to put away so much drink and drugs in her wild days that she was nicknamed The Tank, a ­shocking new book claims.-- WHAT BOOK!! I WANT TO READ IT!

The catwalk queen would shovel up to three grams of cocaine in a session – between 20 or 30 big snorts – and down a bottle of vodka, reports the Sunday People.

Friends used to call losing track of time with her as “getting Mossed” the book says.

Maureen Callahan’s Champagne Supernovas claims that Kate, now 40, once turned up at a party announcing: “Anyone want a f***?”

OKAY SADLY THIS GETS WORSE:

Yet the fashion icon whose early waif-like images were labelled “heroin chic” had been insecure about her looks, the author tells us.

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"WHO THE FUCK CARES?'
Kate’s big breakthrough was in 1992 ­modeling for Calvin Klein with Mark Wahlberg.
But she had dreaded going topless.

Callahan (WHO IS THIS AUTHOR AND WHAT IS HER BOOK CALLED????) writes: “Early in her career she’d ­considered getting breast implants but changed her mind once she began getting work.”

The author says Kate’s drug abuse began after she started dating Depp in 1994.

“In one sitting she could snort three grams of coke and drink a bottle of vodka.

“She put stuff away so hard and fast her nickname was The Tank.”

The end of their relationship was painful.

Callahan writes: “According to a friend, he told Kate she was ‘a crazy bitch’ and that they were done. ‘Johnny broke her heart,’ says the friend. She went mad. She was out of control on drugs and booze. ‘Sleeping around, doing more drugs,’ a friend says of that time.”

OKAY THIS BETTER HAVE A HAPPY ENDING. 


The book says: “Kate often slept with her friends’ boyfriends.

"Patsy Kensit forbade her then-husband Liam Gallagher from being alone with Kate after learning they’d spent the night together.”

Callahan also quotes a friend as saying: “She can drink anyone under the table.
I MEAN.....  NOT THAT THIS IS ANYTHING WE DON'T ALREADY KNOW. 
"She’ll go out on a Thursday and come back on a Sunday. Anyone who tries to quit or dial back is a traitor.

“She liked to snort cocaine using rolled up hundred-dollar bills. It was pre-9/11, supermodels flying first class.

"They didn’t go through ­security like everyone else.” (HONESTLY, WHO WOULD?)

In 2005 her career was in peril because of photos of her ­snorting cocaine in a recording studio while dating Pete Doherty.

But Kate, mum to Lila, 12, whose dad is magazine publisher Jefferson Hack, stayed ­successful and she is happily ­married to The Kills rocker Jamie Hince, 45.

MY FRIEND AND I USED TO CALL HER THE COCAINE CINDERELLA.... I KNOW SHE FOUD THE LITTLE MICE AND SINGING BRDS WHO MADE HER BEAUTIFUL BUT THE REST OF THE STORY SEEMS... WELL. UNFINISHED?? BUT I'M DEFINITELY BUYING CHAMPAGNE SUPERNOVA LIKE YESTERDAY. 


NOT THAT ANYONE CARES ABOUT MY TWO SENSE BUT IT SEEMS LIKE SHE JUST HAD A LITTLE CASE OF "TOO MUCH IS NOT ENOUGH" AND JESUS, WHO WOUDLN'T WITH THAT LIFESTYLE. ESPECIALLY STARTING AT 13. 






LUCKILY WE STILL HAVE CARA WHO SEEMS TO HAVE PUT DOWN THE BAD SHIT. AT LEAST FOR NOW. 


THE FULL ARTICLE CAN BE FOUND HERE: http://www.mirror.co.uk/3am/celebrity-news/kate-moss-shovelled-up-much-4378250












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